10th of June, 2014. It was a Tuesday. The skies were grey. Spice Girls‘ greatest hits was on loop. The crowds were gathered outside of the salon where Britney shaved her head sobbing: “Why? Why FameuxKills?!” one of them screamed. It was inevitable, yet they were still heartbroken.
“If I’m honest, I don’t really care. I never liked the name,” said the writer.
In case you haven’t already gathered, FameuxKills will now be running as Ross Lohan. Think of it as my self-titled second album, something A Little More Personal (Raw). Now, everyone gather round and say…